entertainmentweekly:

Tragedy tomorrow — Comedy Awards today! Here’s an exclusive peek at a class photo from this year’s rib-tickling ceremony; how many bold-faced names can you spot?

(Answer: All of them.)

Someone needs to photoshop the ghost of Greg Giraldo into this.

bestnatesmithever:

itwasagiftfromyourwife:

How about a better note. One that says:

“There is a crapton of unhealthy food in the kitchen. Bring it in the living room and let’s watch tv/movies until we fall asleep.”

I dont know, but I just think that if I came home from work I wouldn’t want to have to run around my house for another hour…. 

In regards to the above comment ^^^^ BOOO!!!!!!!!

I’m aiming for the face if my wife misuses “you’re”

thefrogman:

I wish the goose would attack you for that poorly constructed sentence. 

Ecolab

bestnatesmithever:

semicolson:

Bringing back another classic Internet gem

This is so fucking good.

I’m guessing every adult that got pulled off the street to say “don’t cuss” walked away thinking “what the fuck was that?”

Also, really not a fan of the “these words are arbitrarily bad and you should not say them” train of thought. they’re only as bad as we let them be.

bestnatesmithever:

cracked:

The Avengers movie looks really polite.

Captain Cananada

LOL’d

bestnatesmithever:

mydamnchannel:

theatlantic:

Some Other People Who, by Geraldo’s Standards, Are Asking to Be Shot

HOODIES.

Geraldo.

IF ANYONE SHOOTS ELLEN PAGE I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN.

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

For Sam

ok this one’s better

Dick. Butt. Dickbutt!

tastefullyoffensive:

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bestnatesmithever:

planetschmanetjanet:

okonokos:

jesus shit

damn

I’m conflicted about this.

Some of these are a little hard to believe, especially with discs going out of the shot. BUT for the most part, they’re definitely do-able shots, and the flight physics didn’t seem out of ordinary. They also got excited for shots that *were* more difficult, and didn’t seem to care on the shots that were frankly pretty easy.